BREAKING NEWS: BRAVI OFFICE 1 DECLARES WAR AGAINST BRAVI OFFICE 2

1 Apr

Bruna Carlos

by Bruna

Forget the Crimean crisis. This morning, the peace between both offices was over. For a few days, the relationship between them had been a little complicated.
Bravi Office 1 complained about the lack of good coffee, due to the fact Bravi Office 2 has a brand new and faster machine.

Imagine a faster machine for more coffee!

Imagine with a faster machine! Faster coffee, more things, more coffee, faster machine…. etc etc

They also say that, since they have been part of Bravi for longer then Bravi 2, they deserved to have one more toaster to prepare their sandwiches.

This is the model they are looking forward.

A toaster

– Sooner or later, it was bound to happen. – said James Ward, and went back to his desk.
At the moment, delegates from both offices are trying to contain the people and are holding the army back. They will try another reconciliation meeting before any attacks begin.
– I play Rugby, I’m ready for this fight! Bring it on! – Said Mark Wheeler. He probably isn’t aware that it will probably be decided via a Mortal Kombat championship.

It is not gonna happen! Apparently.

It is not gonna happen! Apparently.

Early this morning, the Tribalingua team talked to the people from Bravi Office 1. They named their Army as “Real Nerds 4 the Win”. There is some speculation about suggestions they are building a lego robot.

The final version will look like more agressive.

The final version will be more agressive.

We couldn’t speak to the people from Bravi Office 2 as they were in a meeting. Probably deciding which is going to be their strategy for this war.

bush

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One Response to “BREAKING NEWS: BRAVI OFFICE 1 DECLARES WAR AGAINST BRAVI OFFICE 2”

  1. mmirandaalex April 1, 2014 at 5:05 pm #

    LoL

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